Important Warning About Halloween Candy Everyone Should Read!

Halloween Candy is unhealthy. It is heavily processed and loaded with sugar. You should not give it to children and you should not have it in your house because you might be tempted to eat it yourself. There is only one solution to this issue and that’s to give it to me, Teddy Kokoros. I’ll take the risk for everyone. Give me your Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, Snickers, Kit Kats, Twix, Milky Way, 3 Musketeers, Hershey Bars, Whatchamacallits, Mr. Good Bars, Mars Bars (do they still make those?) and Baby Ruth’s. It will protect you and the children Trick or Treating in your neighborhood from harm if you give me your Halloween candy. (But you can keep your Candy Corn and Mounds because those are gross)

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